Seriously??? Seriously?? The things that go on these days......
So I'm reading an article the other day about how the latest in young girls...and I mean YOUNG girls (we're talking 8 and 9 year olds) is to get waxed! I'm not talking about a little biniki wax ladies and gentleman, I'm talking full blown Brazilian, look like you are a pre-teen wax! Oh wait....you ARE a pre-teen!!!
So apparently this is popular with the crazy, living through their children pageant moms in the world - so does this really suprise us? I think not. I mean why should it shock us that the same young girls that are getting their eyebrows waxed and plucked, fake spray on tans, and false teeth wouldn't be taking the next step and going "au naturel"??? Oh - maybe because at their age they are ALREADY "au naturel"??
So now instead of going to Chuckie Cheese for pizza and games, mom will load up an SUV full of 8 and 9 year olds and head off to the local spa....where they will get butt ass naked while some stranger paints hot wax on their Whoo Whoo only to rip it back off again. And then we will all sit down for cake and ice cream....Oh wait - you CAN'T sit down!!!
So what is next in our future?? Maybe belly button piercings for our little darlings immediatelly following their imbilical "stump" falling off after birth?? Or maybe tramp stamp tattoo parties at the local tattoo parlor while they down jello shots in the shape of the alphabet so that they are learning as they party??
I say we place these crazy parents on a table and slowly pluck out all the excess hair on their bodies until they come to their senses.....
And that's the latest from Rebecca....... keeping it real.....
