Seriously??? Seriously???
So I'm browsing the latest and greatest news stories this morning and I run across the article in the link below.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/11/18/2010-11-18_kristina_ross_transgendered_woman_posing_as_a_doctor_jailed_for_giving_breast_ex.html
Basically the article is about a woman that posed as a plastic surgeon and was charged with practicing without a license. So sounds fairly normal, not TOO over the top...but wait - we aren't done there!! The whole thing takes place in Idaho, so there is the first thing to raise a red flag (or should it be a pink flag in honor of saving boobies??) Then I read that she was a transgendered, which I'm down with - Rebecca is hip to everyone marching to their own drummer. So as I'm thinking that he/she is a bad person for pretending to be a Doctor, I read that these "exams" happened in a bar.....Yes ladies and gentleman - IN A BAR!!!
Seriously??? I mean what idiot things getting ANY kind of medical advice in a BAR is a good thing? I mean we've all cried in our beer or cosmopolitan at the bar over lost love, family troubles, a boss we can't stand - and we might even take a scrap of advice from the cute, caring bartender that is listening to us yammer on only because he or she wants a good tip after we are done drowning our sorrows. But would anyone in their right mind, even in Idaho think that getting any medical advice in a bar is a smart choice?
I am hoping that the two females that reported this issue were so drunk that they were confused at first if this was a Girls Gone Wild video, or truly an exam from a Doctor. When asked, the individuals that reported this said they thought she was a real Doctor because "she had an impressive medical vocabulary and discussed surgical procedures like liposuction and breast augmentation." HUH? Oh please - I know plenty of gay men that can use fancy vocabulary about botox, waxing and penis sizes - but you wouldn't assume they are Proctologists!?!?!
Lastly, the name that this woman gave her said "clients" was Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna - for starters, the last name sounds like she was trying to say a REAL name and was drunk and slurred it into some long ass name. And did you notice that jumbled up in all that alphabetical mess the word SHOW is in there??? Yep - I don't think that was a mistake, I think good 'ol Dr. Feelgood was having some fun with her potential customers and trying to give them a hint that they were "showing" their goods, and not getting them "examined" - BIG DIFFERENCE. When you are at Mardi Gras, you don't EXAM your breasts for beads...you SHOW them. So tisk, tisk to the bar patrons that didn't catch that little subliminal item!
So while poor, confused, sexually frustrated Kristina is in jail with a $100,000 bond on her pretty little he/she head, these incredibly stupid, drunk ass women that "showed" their goods to her are out running free as birds spilling their stupidity all over the place for others to fall victim of. What trouble will they get into next? Maybe letting a teenage boy at the local burger joint give them their yearly gyno checkup because he "sounds like a Dr." by using big words like Vagina, speculum or pap smear??
And that's the latest from Rebecca - keeping it real
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Nosey Neighbors Be Gone!
Seriously??? Seriously???
I am close to one of the nosiest people out there. I'll be the first to look through a cell phone if left absently near me (I mean, don't leave it near me if you don't want me to snoop), I'll squint my eyes to try to read what your credit card balance is while I am in your kitchen and near your open mail......but at least I TRY to be sneaky about it. I think people would much rather have someone be like that rather than just blatantly, slap you in the face be with their nosiness! (yep - that's a word I just made up)
So I'm having some work done on my house this weekend - nothing major, just a little work done to the front porch. So as the folks are working away, my neighbor conveniently decides to walk her dogs.....or should I say let her dog run off the leash and over to the workers in my yard so that she can just "happen" to come over into my yard to get a closer look. (Yes little Miss Blondie - I saw your sly move) So I see all of this from inside my house, and it doesn't surprise me since she is like this all the time, and I am actually feeling the slightest respect for her since she is attempting to be sneaky - but at the same time I'm a little annoyed at her boldness.
So, the day goes on and by early evening the workers have cleaned everything up and have headed home. Dinner is in the works and suddenly the doorbell rings. And who should be at the door but Miss Nosey Neighbor herself! And so her attempt to be subtle was to ask if her husband was over at our house!!?? WHAT THE HELL?? I mean in all the 15 years that I've lived here I have never had her husband over, much less closed up in hiding so that she would have to go looking for him behind closed doors!!! Of course once my hubby politely tells her "No", all the while chuckling to himself about her not so subtle ways......she then takes the opportunity to start asking who did the work, how we knew them....and of course, the golden question "Was it expensive??"!!!
Now I'm not living in some Beverly Hills home, with a pool boy and gardener......so it's not like I'm spending millions every year on my home, etc. - but sorry if I would rather just make my home improvements without having to show the neighborhood an itemized spreadsheet!
So read this blog and listen to me ladies and gentleman.....nobody likes an in your face nosey ANYBODY.....so if you are going to creep on someone - do it the old fashioned way and just hide in the bushes or go through their trash!!
And that's the latest from Rebecca - keeping it real.
I am close to one of the nosiest people out there. I'll be the first to look through a cell phone if left absently near me (I mean, don't leave it near me if you don't want me to snoop), I'll squint my eyes to try to read what your credit card balance is while I am in your kitchen and near your open mail......but at least I TRY to be sneaky about it. I think people would much rather have someone be like that rather than just blatantly, slap you in the face be with their nosiness! (yep - that's a word I just made up)
So I'm having some work done on my house this weekend - nothing major, just a little work done to the front porch. So as the folks are working away, my neighbor conveniently decides to walk her dogs.....or should I say let her dog run off the leash and over to the workers in my yard so that she can just "happen" to come over into my yard to get a closer look. (Yes little Miss Blondie - I saw your sly move) So I see all of this from inside my house, and it doesn't surprise me since she is like this all the time, and I am actually feeling the slightest respect for her since she is attempting to be sneaky - but at the same time I'm a little annoyed at her boldness.
So, the day goes on and by early evening the workers have cleaned everything up and have headed home. Dinner is in the works and suddenly the doorbell rings. And who should be at the door but Miss Nosey Neighbor herself! And so her attempt to be subtle was to ask if her husband was over at our house!!?? WHAT THE HELL?? I mean in all the 15 years that I've lived here I have never had her husband over, much less closed up in hiding so that she would have to go looking for him behind closed doors!!! Of course once my hubby politely tells her "No", all the while chuckling to himself about her not so subtle ways......she then takes the opportunity to start asking who did the work, how we knew them....and of course, the golden question "Was it expensive??"!!!
Now I'm not living in some Beverly Hills home, with a pool boy and gardener......so it's not like I'm spending millions every year on my home, etc. - but sorry if I would rather just make my home improvements without having to show the neighborhood an itemized spreadsheet!
So read this blog and listen to me ladies and gentleman.....nobody likes an in your face nosey ANYBODY.....so if you are going to creep on someone - do it the old fashioned way and just hide in the bushes or go through their trash!!
And that's the latest from Rebecca - keeping it real.
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