Charlie and the crazy factory

Seriously??  Seriously??

Just when we thought that Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears were the most messed up individuals in Hollywood.....along comes CHARLIE SHEEN!!

I guess it was a matter of time for one of the Sheen's craziness to become public....I mean you can't have that many talented, good looking guys in one family without at least one of them being messed up!  But Charlie has taken it to a whole new level these past few months.

He's been in and out of rehab, gone through a few divorces....and even shaved his head like Britney - so his "I'm one messed up bastard" card has been punched more than once.  He beats up one wife, does an entire briefcase of cocaine and gets caught on numerous occasions with hookers in his hotel room.  But he doesn't stop there.  Nope, he supposedly goes into rehab at his home after being pushed by his father only to surface again in 18 days saying that he is clean and sober.  Now normally we might believe someone when they say this, however considering after those 18 days he then gets on a plane with one of his ex-wives and two more hookers and heads to the Bahamas.....I'm pretty sure that you aren't quite cured yet dude.

First off - why the hell would his ex-wife agree to go ANYWHERE with him and two hookers??  I mean it's one thing to hang out with ex-spouses, but I'm pretty sure hanging out with Ho's with your ex husband that is known for his benders isn't such a smart thing.  Then after less than 48 hours of being in the Bahamas he kicks the ex-wife off the island (no, this was not a new episode of Survivor in the works) and then calls into a radio station only to throw what I would deem as a high level three year old tantrum.

So not only has he ruined his life....but now he's bringing down all the cast and crew of his show by popping off at the mouth and causing the Execs to cancel the show for the season.  I'm sure that all the employees are wishing they had something as good as whatever he is smoking/snorting/shooting up to numb their pain and make them not give a shit about life as much as him so that when they can't put food on the table for their families they will be in such a drug induced haze that it won't matter.

I can't help but wonder what crazy antics Charlie will be up to in the coming months?  He's already belittled the AA organization and seems to think it is as much of a cult as Scientology, so I am sure that within the coming months he will take it a step further with something like hooking up with LaToya Jackson and having a love child out of wedlock.....or maybe going through a sex change and then have a lesbian love affair with Chaz Bono??

So sit back Britney and Lindsay and be thankful that Charlie has taken the Crazy Ass award from your hands and has now gladly accepted it for all of the world to see.  Oh Charlie, can't you see that this is just pushing Emilio further and further up the family favorite list and with each passing crazy ass episode you have that you are chipping away at what was supposed to be yours in Daddy's will??

And that's the latest from Rebecca....keeping it real.