Seriously?? Seriously??

There is something that has been bothering me for some time and I really need to get it out there. I really wish that whoever invented the blue tooth headsets could be bitch slapped into next week.......

My reason for this? Well in the old days, you could tell who the crazy people in this world were because they were the ones walking the streets talking to themselves. But now, because these damn blue tooth headsets are so small and just sit inside your ear, you can't tell who is talking on the phone...and who is talking to their imaginary friends!

I mean I have had to resort to using my quick physical assessment of people in order to try to determine if they are crazy and even then sometimes that doesn't work because now a days people are doing things like wearing pajamas out in public, and house shoes as a normal fashion statement so that just causes even MORE confusion on your decision on if someone is crazy or just has really bad/lazy fashion sense along with an expensive blue tooth that they are talking into. A perfect example of this is the latest fashion nightmare...pajama jeans - which are pajama pants made to look like jeans so when you go out in your jammies you just might fool some half blind people into thinking you are wearing something other than some cheap ass pajamas like the homeless folks down at the local shelter. (really - who the Hell comes up with this shit).....but that's a topic for another day and another blog....now back to the issue at hand...

I truly believe there are two types of people that use blue tooth's....there are the ones that truly are THAT busy (or think they are) that they have to be connected at all times to make all their big time business deals.....and then there are the people that just want to be able to talk NONSTOP without having anything in their way, like driving, shopping, having their hair done, and all kinds of other things people are crazy enough to keep doing while they are flapping their gums.

Now the second type are the ones that you can sometimes confusion with a crazy homeless person - because they are the ones that are usually taking the opportunity while standing in line at the checkout counter to discuss with their "girls" things like their latest love interests penis size....how their cousins latest girlfriend has vaginal warts.....or my favorite which is them recreating their fight with their no-good, down right lazy, no child support paying baby daddy was seen at the local club dirty dancing with that skinny ass, crackhead girl from across town! They are the ones that usually talk about 100 decibels higher than the rest of the universe and seem to think that the entire world can't hear them carrying on their conversations. They are the ones that if you even attempt to give them a "why the hell can't you tone it down" look they will CUT YOU!

So please world, if we are going to keep blue tooth technology, can we at least issue everyone with a blue tooth a shirt that is mandatory for them to wear that says "I'm not crazy, I'm just on the phone"......

And that's the latest from Rebecca.....keeping it real.